Queen B

the only one

Serena: It's a snub from one party, B. What's the big deal anyway? You didn't even like Asher.
Blair: I didn't like last season’s Louis Vuitton patchwork bag either but that doesn't mean I want to see it all over town on Jenny Humphrey’s arm.

[to Dan] ''It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.''

''Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.''

''It was once said that a person's eyes are windows into their soul. That was before people had cell phones.''

''Watch and learn, Ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you're not invited to.''

Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Jenny: I came to tell you in person. You win.
Blair: Oh sweetie, we just started to play.

{EP. 16 ALL ABOUT MY BROTHER- BLAIR QUOTES}